Shaytards realizing Taylor Swift liked a picture of them on Instagram (x)
if “now you see me” doesn’t have a sequel called “now you don’t” i’m gonna riot in the streets
it’s the scottish independence referendum tomorrow
or as i like to call it
the great british break off
This one wins
Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT
I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON
HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF
AM I DREAMING
Along my long journey of trying to get the highest winning streak for ‘hannibal lecter’s enemies’ flavored chips, I came across many temptations that almost lured me away from my goal
this a real human heart after heartbreak. so sad :(
that is a pomegranate.
no this is a human heart after heartbreak can’t you read
how the hell do i talk to people
Stand in front of them and press A
"I like that you have hands"
…him and this song are too adorable for their own good.
Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.