we’re all better and gayer people than we used to be
If you didn’t think “Shia LaBeouf” could get better, you were wrong.
REALLY SCARY HALLOWEEN COSTUME IDEAS!!!
- A Levels
- UCAS applications
- michael gove’s education reforms
- david cameron
It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures
The wide variety of my daily goals
My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms 23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed
you need less jesus
my favorite animal
My anaconda don’t wanna go to class tomorrow