Getting drunk is just a way of stealing happiness from tomorrow.
So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?
WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD
Car Radio / Twenty One Pilots
DRUNK MONOPOLY IS THE BEST. (I love laura and Nallon and ALICE and RYAN and Lauren’s and Thijis and swallow and Kristen)
i luv kids they are so much funner to talk to than adults. i asked a toddler today whats up and he said “ten” with such conviction i really did believe it was an adequate response to my question for a second
IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY